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July 2026

Liatai asked: I was peeking through the archives, and I saw to never give a Nikitak broccoli. Does that apply to other cruciferous vegetables too? No brassicas? No coleslaw for Nikitaks, since it has cabbage? No turnips, no radishes, no kale, no mustard greens? Kyo is awkwardly trying to fry something up in a pan on a stove as he replies. He grimaces. Uh, I dunno... I know it's the top of the plant that gets them, and it involves their lower ribset. I feel like a chef certified in alien allergens would know better. Or maybe like, a xeno-botanist?
Anon asked: Kyo, what's your favourite animal, food and mode of transportation? Below is a drawing of Kyo driving a weinermobile, with a dachsund in the back seat, eating a hot dog.
Allie asked: I always seem to strike out with humans on dates. Maybe I'm just a bit too shy or am a little too quirky when on dates. Any tips from your alien escapades on how to succeed on dates and find the one for me? Maybe good places to hang to find hot alien cuties? Kyo replies with a hand over his mouth, thinking and squinting. He says: My experience with people is they like to get what they expected from folks, not surprises. He shrugs and waves a hand before he continues. So... Maybe try to be a version of you closer to the one that they expect based on your conversations?
Onyx asked: What sort of media do you enjoy most? Example being film, music etc. Kyo replies lying on his back with his legs up in the air and a book across his chest, giving us the side-eye with a grin. He says: I still just love the written word, published or spoken. I'm getting a soft spot for audio dramas lately. The shape of language can tell you so much about folks!
June 2026

Ceaseless Tiger asks: Time to ask when the cast is gonna start a pop band. There follows a drawing of several of the cast members on a stage. notably ashido is doing a flying kick into the amp screaming Nazi Punks Fuck OOOOOOFFFFFF! solla is on drums. koji holds two keytars - a keytaur keytar solo-duet. kyo's holding a guitar and saying Pop band, Ash. Pop. grey peeks from behind a curtain. from the theatre floor sartre is screaming at ash: Ashido Stop Kicking The Stage Equipment Right Now
Rickfox asked: I demand their thoughts on the renardian species! :V Kyo is pictured below, standing next to a very short vulpine alien (rick themself) and giggling. He says, They sure are foxy lil aliens!
PS: Check out Rick's Project Starlight Comic!
TheSirenLord asks: Outside of Rulerism forces are there other antagonist factions (like space pirates/space vikings/eldrich gods) that the resistance worry about? I imagine that if they manage to beat their main target there might be problems caused by the resultant power vacuum in the same manner that hte removal of certain middle eastern dictators led to the rise of ISIS unless they have plans to establish something better once they achive victory. Kyo is simply reading a book intently. Solla is explaining to him. She says: There is no easy path to the dismantling of oppressive structures or to the rebuilding on their ruins. We must autopsy the system that we lay to rest in order to ascertain its failures. We must modify, edit, alter and mold what is worth keeping and skim it free of that which is best left forgotten. Local governance will be essential in the stopgap period.
TheSirenLord asked: Hmm alright here's a few questions that I think could be fun to answer, hope they are not too much or anything. Given you are a cat boy, what eact species of cat are you part? Kyo answers, his long ears pointed up and fluffy hair looking well washed. he holds one clawed hand modestly to his chest and says I'm a Hekshanian! So, not really any kind of cat. But when Humans first met us, they must've thought we were feline-ish enough to nickname us Hellcats. His expression changes to a more stereotypical kitty cat face, his tail wiggling and his hands mischeviously by his chin. Something about our mannerisms must just remind yall of kitties. Like, nya?

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