Probably not too hard, especially if I'd always been meaning to give money to them in the first place. I might tell em to come back later, but that'd probably be the extent of it. Never was one to pick fights with clergymen.

Like Grey? Like, like him in a bathtub with nothing but a towel on, or like him rather-not-have-him-get-shot? All told, I adore the kid, but I kinda think it isn't the right time for either of us. Maybe later though. Like five minutes later.

BEST? Well it's hard to say, because you have to break it down into catagories. I mean first off you have the regular drink types themselves. Like I'll take vodka over brandy any day. But if we're talking mixed drinks, it's a whole 'nother world. Like not even another world. Another solar system. Then you press brand on top of all of that. For a quick and cheap answer? Absolut is one of the betters. While it's not the highest proof vodka out there, it has good flavours that aren't overpowering or lost, and it tastes less harsh than other vodkas. But hey, any port in a storm. Seriously.

I have no clue. I like to think I'da stayed longer and not done the whole 'I'm leaving and I'm taking the couch with me' thing, at the least. But part of the reason I'd act differently is part of the reason things happened the way they did, ya know? Either way I'd probably just turn into a weepy emo-queen out of worry. Be still, my angsting heart.

By the way: Have you took up male modeling or something?

In my experience, people messing with others heads are bad news, cos eventually they're gonna be messin with yours too. I'd call him on it, ask him to stop. Ya know, run through the whole 'how would you feel if it was you or me' trip.

As to male modeling...Never crossed my mind! But I do work at a library part-time.

What's a better way to say "'96 percent chance drunk but 80 percent chance he can still answer logically' heskhanian"?

'Kyotoshi Lypha'

All the freakin time. I call it 'big brother syndrome' and it happens every time I step out the front door. That's how I wind up makin friends with most of the people I know, though. I drag them outta a bad situation and take some heat for them. I dunno. I got nothin.

Hehe, nope. Childhood was pretty typical. With a few typical older-brother-torture-sibling moments and everything. We used to play this game that involved Lyika jumping off the top step of our front door and me catching her and swinging her round piggyback. Long story short, one time I just stepped to the side and watched her hit the pavement. And you know, now I wonder why she hates my guts? Nah, it was good times.

Jeez man. About as dexterous as a block of wood. They're prettymuch for balance and nothin else. While some compare em to kangaroo tails, I would rather compare it to my wang. Would you go leaning forward on it just because it's hard? ...Oh god. ...That would hurt a lot. Okay, bad choice of words. Naw, you can't lean back on them. You'd wind up with a broken tail, which sucks, cause like I said they're balance-related. Casts never stay on em and they itch like hell and you walk funky for forever afterwards. But they're pretty thick toward the base. It's not too weird to see someone use their tail in a fight that's going bad, just swingin it around and wackin the other guy.

I can TRY- but probably not. Having three huge claws on your feet makes that a lil bit hard. But that's an awesome talent. Dude...Fuckin...do that for money at a town fair or something.

I tried back in high school, on a lunchtable, on a dare. The only thing that broke was the supports on the table. It didn't fall under me but I kinda got down fast and we called the dare off. Back in the day, I was pretty athletic. Doing those one-handed breakdance twirls and stuff wasn't that hard then.

Uhhmm mostly the fact that I ate healthy and was energetic I guess. I dunno, it just came naturally. Since I wasn't allowed to use the car for a while, I used to walk everywhere too. Still do walk, but at a much more leisurely pace than I used to, ya know?

Nobody thinks I'm an anthro here. I mean, I never been offworld. Why would people who live on my planet think I'm an anthro? Besides, one'a the key thing about Anthros is they ain't real.

What's the oldest, grossest thing you've found in your fridge?

I have nooo idea what it was. But it was in a container with what I guess was noodles at some point in time. It was this rock-hard bright orange thing. I have since wondered if I shoulda sprinkled it with holy water and seen if it sizzled. When I opened that container it reeked so bad that I didn't even throw it away, cause then it'd get warm and reek more. So the orange thing in its bed of maybe-noodles is still in the back of the fridge. I consider it like a parasite or housemate. I don't bother it, it doesn't bother me. It had fur at one point, but the mold died. I think it was shedding its winter coat.

And - What would you want to ask the fans ?

I usually don't think about what I coulda changed, or what I would change. What's happened happened, ya know? Brooding over it won't make it change. I'd like it if Lyika had never left, or if I'd never done what I did after she left, or if I'd never dated Zara. We all have regrets, but I try not to focus on tallying them up. If I was gonna ask the fans somethin? Uhm. Hmmm. I dunno. D'ya all think I'm capable of taking care of Grey or not? Cause I been kinda wondering myself.

Not really. Since I've always had my tail, I'm kinda used to watchin out for it. Like d'your arms ever get in the way? Prolly once or twice, but overall they're a part of you, so you don't think of em as getting in the way. Although sitting in chairs meant for Humans is a little hard.

Interestingly enough, no static! Not unless I rolled around on a rug for a while. But why I'd be rollin on a rug prior to pounding the puppy is another question entirely. But it feels normal. To me.

Well I dunno about your moon, but our moon is made outta the same stuff our planet is made outta and is pretty okay to live on. Too small for its own atmosphere though, so we hafta generate it. The sky's blue cause, and I ain't exactly sure here, there's all these little particles in the upper atmosphere that when pure sunlight is filtered through, the blue color bounces off. Like take a cup of whole milk and shine a flashlight through it. The light on the other side is blue. A cat'll almost always land on its feet cause of that tail, and that twisty spine. They go through a whole series of flips in the air, wavin their tail around like crazy, til they get upright. And if you threw me outta window I would probably land on my side. Hekshanian tails are more like kangaroos than cats, kid.

Askin a favor eh? Hmm. I'm not too familiar with how to do that. Usually I just ask straight out and he'll agree, but I've never asked him to jump naked into a pool or anything. Usually I ask stuff like "Can you stay here?" and "Wanna come with me?". But I guess you'd try the same way. Ask straight out and beg if it doesn't work?

Unfortuantely I haven't got a pool. If you catch my drift.

For more books to be translated. My Uni isn't the best.

Uhm nowadays they're meant for walkin. But back in olden times, I think it was more for climbing. We have a lot of rocky areas and mountains. There's a little claw at the back of our feet that doesn't really do anything, and they figure that one used to be for fighting.

I got no usual poison. I have quite a few I like, though. Vodka is always high on the list- but like I told someone else. Any port in a storm.

Sure! Since if they were offering me they obviously aren't after any amount of culinary talent. I sense a breakthrough- cooking comedy.

Nope. I'd be sittin pretty and probably goin to college. But that's life.

Just sleep with, or have sex with? Because I imagine Depp would be more entertaining at a sleep over, but I personally would prefer Damon. Depp would intimidate me.

Glad ya asked, I was wondering when I'd get to tell someone. Jet's a friend I made probably three months after Lyika left. One'a the things the Rulerists did was round up all the Hekshanians living on other worlds they took out and bring them back to Hekshano and drop them off. Damage done here is that these guys didn't all grow up on world, don't have family there, so on and so forth. So they're left high and dry. Jet's one of those sink-or-swim guys, and I guess I was the swim instructor. But he's cool, so we stayed pals.

Actually no. They never really caught on here, I'm not too sure why. Anything we would have would all be imported anyway, since we never were real big on makin our own tech.

I don't really notice it I guess. I mean I'm not really concious of it. I figure anyone can ask a question here so it doesn't mean that everyone hasta like me. But I like them anyway, so it all evens out.

Like so very many, I could go back as far as grade school to where nobody had any concept of 'love' and just wanted to imitate the big kids. But in reality I don't think I had a real love for a while. High school it was more something you did rather than something you wanted to do. I guess Zara would count. But what d'ya mean do? We did the horizontal tango, if that's what you mean.

And you know, whilst we're at it, let's have another question. You so how you've got that bottle held between yon feeties up there? Could you drink from it without using your hands? You know, lift it with your feet or something? Do you have the mad skills to drink with you claws?

What, you never held a bottle with your feet while you wrote somethin down? I'm just holdin it up right to make sure I don't kick it over by accident. When I wanna drink, I just put down the pencil and drink with my hand, like a normal civilized drunk. It's all perfectly logical, see.

As to the BBC, I'm not too sure. I guess they ain't what they used to be, huh? I got the impression that some of the best shows ran long on the BBC. Invader Zim I can understand why they cancelled it though. America barely kept it- there were constant threats to pull it from the air cause sometimes it's just a bit too much in the opinion of parents and network bosses. But rest assured that while you barely get glimpses of US TV, the states have the same problem with BBC stuff. To each their own- and that's what the internet is for! I think a Zim boxed DVD set is out.

And question five. Sure, you've explained about how you met Jet and all that jazz, but what is your actual relationship with him like these days. I mean, do you ever argue or anything? Do you see each other a lot? And sexually, how are things in that sense? (Mwa ha, you must have known that's what I really wanted to ask). Also, where oh where does he live?

Oh whoa. Over-run with questions here. Red Dwarf- I hear tell it's a good show, I think I'm about three weeks away from some copies of it in the mail, so soon I'll know just how good. But I've never heard anything bad on it.

What a lotta folks don't seem to understand about Grey is that the kid is about as talkative as a pile of laundry. He might join me one week or something, but he's for shit when trying to answer questions on his own. First off he speaks awful Uni, so it takes him an hour to come up with a response. Second off, he tends to keep them pretty blunt and short. I don't mind it, I've had worse, but let's just say he don't make for an appealing question-and-answer guy.

As to Zara...Well, every relationship has its ups and downs, and ours was just more downs than ups. It was at a time when neither of us were really er...settled, so to speak. You'll find out more later.

Haha- Jet and my relationship hasn't ever been sexual, sorry to disappoint. It's that kind of joking sexuality thing. You know, where you hit on your best friend in public just for the sake of acting like a fool around your friends. We're pretty good friends, but we both have our own lives. I guess we bump into eachother a couple times a week. He lives in one of the apartment buildings further into the city- probably a good ten minute walk, but not much more.

can we make shinejobs?

Yes, yes you can. In fact, nobody can stop you. This is a free land! Any nay sayers will be strung up by their heels. (ED: a shine job is a drink using mountain dew's "pitch black" flavour and absolut vanila. Pitch Black -> Riddick -> Shine Job)

Actually that's a really interesting question. I've liked the Beatles a long, long time, back when I was even at junior-high age. I personally always loved the tail end of Abbey Road as a whole album. From 'Golden Slumbers' on to 'The End.' I couldn't pick one outta the three.

Why, yes we do. And yes you may, if I'm allowed to do something else for that hour. Like I dunno. Read, or play monopoly.

The wee-quey. They regard 8 balls as gods, and will gladly take any advice I would thusly give. Plus I know they'd never drop me on the ground.

In school? Hoo doggeh. Let me think here a minute. Looking back none of it was amazingly stupid or emberassing. Although once during a detention, me and a few other guys had snuck a collapsable scooter in in our bags. We pulled it out and thought we'd be all badass and piss off the teacher watching us (we held detentions in the lunch hall). I was the one who took the scooter down the aisle first, and we did piss the teacher off something excellent. But then the wheel hit a fork someone had left behind- let me tell you. At a good speed, those things are DEADLY when those small wheels hit an obstruction. I think I was airborn for a minute before rolling to a stop.

I ate all my vegitables and went to bed early. I dunno, I've always had this body type. I'm actually pretty short for my age. And no, I don't have an umbrella. When it rains I either don't go out, or just get wet.

Hmm. First off I'd ask Geko where she got her car - it's awesome. Jaz and Duke? If they liked dog biscuits. Well, wait no. First if they could outrun me (in case they got mad), then if they liked dog biscuits.

...Can I pull your ears? Just a little? Won't hurt...it's a love-tug. ^_^

I had no idea I'd get this many questions. I think there's going to have to be a section on the website for all of them, really. And yeah, you can pull my ears. Just be gentle.

These are addictive! Question: If pi goes on forever, is it cherry or rhubarb? And have you ever gotten any comparisons to Kyo from Fruits Basket (the cat?)

Factually, Kyo from Fruits Basket and I are not much alike at all, aside from the cat-ish aspects of Hekshanians. Our names are even pronounced different- his is pronounced more like Key-Oh where mine is Kai-oh.

And as to Pi, I'll stick with rhubarb. Cherries go bad too quickly for them to possiably go on forever, but rhubarb is easily preserved and a mysterious fruit, or so I hear.

Not really likely, I never was the type to plan to settle down and raise a family and children. I suppose there's always that slim chance, but it would have to be a very intense relationship for both of us, with a lot of problems that I'd have to get over.