NOTE: An astriks (*) means a NEW image!
for a 'what time' lesson that was never done at the lousy school.
Go to school*
i was so burned to have done all this and then lol we change plans last minute
also these were all on BIG paper so...photos :B
MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE DAY AT THIS SCHOOL
Go to Bed*
or maybe this.
this was something done for the *good* school, just left to moulder on my camera.
end of the japanese school year means desk cleaning, desk cleaning means finding old cards.
for when my *other* school did shopping lessons :D
i dunno, just what directions.
too bad EXPLODE EGG isn't on here, that would be the story of my cooking.
NOM NOM NOM
ANK ANK GUESS WHAT THEY'RE DRIVING
next lesson involves making pancakes.
TIME FOR THE NIKITAK VERSION FOR MY OTHER SCHOOL
mothertak looks so fluffy.
MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER TAK EVER
this is my favourite though.
HE LOOKS LIKE BRA'ER TAK OR SOMETHING
i had a really bad day, failed to even get some worthy inks on this one. ow. i saved the failure for you to see, though.
it sure is.
for the xmas lesson i had to do (despite being a jew) i picked a bunch of sample items the kids might want. STUFFED MYCHE? I KNOW I WANT ONE. OR A MILLION.
see above. this is probably the coolest cd cover i'll ever draw.
tiny stuffed animal card
this isn't a flash card, but rather a trading card for games. the kids went BONKERS for this and not ONE GRADE failed to squeal over how cute the myche plush trading card was.
I SWEAR I ALREADY DID THIS ONCE WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE NEW ONES
SEELSEEL ORT ORT
MIGHT AS WELL, JUMP!
LIKE A BUGGY
FOR YOUR LIFE
IM A HOPHEAD wait
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS YOU PUNKS
WELL WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
feelings worksheet 1
this was actually a huge hit :D
feelings worksheet 2
THE GAME WENT OVER PERFECTLY
THIS NEW SCHOOL HAS NO CARDS. NEW CARD TIME!
see he has an emo hairdoo
cause he's EMOTIONAL
HOT TAK ON TAK ACTION
YOU SICK TAK YOU
THIS IS ALSO ME
the colour hed
print times ten billion. COLOUR ALL COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW. LAMINATE. USE TO TEACH FIRST GRADE THEIR COLOURS :D
horray for a lesson on what the kids want to be when they grow up. this is the most APATHETIC SIXTH GRADE EVER so they all want to be rich and THATS ALL. oh well. upon seeing this a couple thought it was a court. THANK YOU, PHOENIX WRIGHT.
:B try actor, that's compactor. yes, and always arrives overdone.
jesus christ the urge to dress scully as sporticus here was SO FREAKING STRONG.
so like all my black markers were dying and it was like midnight when i drew all these. i hate being sprung with these lessons that require 23423423 cards and then expected to fix all of em by the next morning.
can i DRINK him?
because veternarian is too difficult for japanese to pronounce, i just let em say vet. people would know what they meant. who cares |B
for a fleeting moment i really was going to add CRIMINAL to this list but knew that the dickhead supporters would never let it fly.
they basicly threw a conniption fit when i told the kids i was going to be a pirate and they should join me if they wanted to be rich. WHAT. ITS TRUE.
when i would go "I WANT TO BE A TEACHER" and have them repeat after me i would very quickly start shaking my head and mouthing back NO YOU DONT. most of the kids got a kick out of that. |3
i mean you have to act nihilistic at the sixth graders or else they won't even look at you. YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN ON THEIR LEVEL OF RAGE ANGST HORMONES AND FLUSHING FORKS DOWN THE TOILET no i'm dead serious.
these kids have no dreams. |B yet the supporter seemed to think they were all full of hope and promise. uh, not at that age, buster. i mean the most ambitious of them wanted to be a freaking fingernail artist whatever the fuck you call that in english. you know. the chick who paints nails. THIS LESSON WAS RETARDED oh well
money for another school. it's easier for them to understand than the dollar ones. |B
need help cards
you know i really do not like the school that wanted me to do this lesson. i was dead sick all weekend, and missed monday, and hadn't even seen the teaching schedual, but the minute i came in the door i had a 3rd grade teacher hovering at my desk asking me what the lesson plan was. i was like lady, i am barely on my feet and only AM on my feet because i know in this culture unless you're on death's door you GO TO WORK. GET OUT OF MY FACE AND GIVE ME AT LEAST A HALF HOUR BEFORE EXPECTING LESSONS TO FALL OUT OF MY ASS. well, it's only one week a month.
yeahhhh so last week's lesson had to do with clubs the fifth graders were going to join in junior high. LAME. obviously not my idea.
in japan there are clubs for literally EVERYTHING.
AND THEY ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM TEAMS.
when you don't differentiate marching band and brass band the kids get ALL CONFUSED OH GOD HOW CAN BOTH BE BANDS LKFDJSLFJSDF this is why i don't work at junior highs anymore.
this is a club i would join. if it didn't involve staying til 7pm on campus rain sun sleet snow or shine all year round and FEVERISHLY PRACTICING LIKE THE DEVIL.
after a while i just imagine clubbing people.
now this is a club i know surprisingly little about.
WELP, SWING CHOIR AINT GONNA REHERSE ITSELF.
how the hell do you translate the club in which they do bonsai and flower arranging and tea ceremony? WE DONT HAVE SUCH A CLUB IN THE STATES. so i called it culture club. WHATEVER.
for the 'how much is this?' lesson. ID NEVER SPEND MY NIKITAK MONEY, ITS TOO CUTE.
aaaaaand this would be the family lesson.
scully and mulder's parents were huge nerds i think.
THIS BROTHER IS NAMED FIXER.
hopefully the last time i ever have to draw a schoolgirl outfit.
THIS BROTHER IS NAMED BIGGS.
aand there's kammi. HAHAHAHA OH GOD IM SUCH A NERD SKLDFSJD
drawing old people is hard.
i mean how do you make someone identifiably old to the LAST ROW OF KIDS D:
moon race board
yes, we were learning 'how many'.
how many UFOS!
there's actually only one, but UFO is easier for the first graders to say than alien.
MEET SCULLY. MULDER'S LITTLE BROTHER. OR SOMETHING. HE PORTRAYS VARIOUS ENGLISH WORDS.
it's a strange remake of jane eire.
you don't have to believe me, but that's the facts!
hey, yet the grizzled militia man has a charming B&B!
not so good
A PHRASE ONLY THE JAPANESE CAN CONSTRUCT AS REGULAR ENGLISH
please call me when you get in, cordially karen.
YEAH MY PLANE WAS DELAYED FROM NEW YORK
pants, or no pants?
just another windows guide
did you know your grandpa smells like beefaroonie?
he's a rent a center andy garcia.
well i'm glad we had that moment.
hey everyone, free samples of ME.
i couldn't help noticing you weren't having sex with me.
who's not a serial killer.
loud mumbling breaks out!
movie, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us?
over there in the WALKING AREA
over to KURT DOUGLAS'S HOUSE.
the cheeseball's got no freakin class!
this dinosaur was found with his head sticking out of his butt.
it's an actual skeleton of a push-me pull-you.
don't let me interupt your porn!
fly a kite
man i'm really fallin behind on my penthouse this year.
SO YOU COULDNT BE A REAL COP, HUH?
skeleton of carly simon maybe?
now this may cause underwere stains.
needs corrective shoes
climb a tree
i think this guy makes a LOT of exceptions.
but i'll drink to LINT though so it's nothing special
eat a banana
she was a great security guard
HELP IVE GOT LOCKJAW
i admit it my mom's not dead i'm just flirting.
turn on the light
gee, a big drunk passed out security guard. WHO'S SURPRISED?
turn off the light
this is my last security guard, i swear.
put on the hat
well, i hated to knock him out but he was due for his tetnis booster.
take off the hat
i wish my face could be tighter!
put away the book
yeah sure whatever can we sleep together
take out the book
i barely know what a hat is!
close the door
i look down your dress for a living.
open the door
you're right, the subject doesn't matter at all.
dirty the dishes
the very model of a modern manmade werewolf!
clean the dishes
yeah. well, my underpants are on backwards.
eat the food
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