The author steps onto dark screen, he looks like a normal human: He has black hair, blue jeans, a black shirt, glasses, a cross necklace, and is holding a rather large metal mallet...

AUTHOR: OMG!! >_< IM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!!

You prolly hate me already... Grey pops out of NOWHERE and smacks me with a charged hand.

AUTHOR: AUGGGGGG!!! IT BURNS!!! @_X
Grey: -_-;
AUTHOR: Oww... anyways, I'm always coming up with stories with your characters in them so I thought I would type one up and send it to you! And I think that I may start a comic someday soon. So ill just keep making stories with your characters in them until I do!!
Grey: o_o?!?
AUTHOR: Don't worry. ^_^ I'm not as horribly evil as the regular author!!
Grey: *sigh*
AUTHOR: ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!

The Author and Grey disappear and the screen turns a sky blue.

Grey: Umm...

Yes?

Grey: This isn't a Disney parody. -_-

I know, but this is my favorite part! ^_^

Grey: -_-;

Hey... Where's the castle? I HAD MY MALLET READY AND EVERYTHING!!! @_X

Kyo: Umm... Darkfool?

Darkfool looks behind him and sure enough the castle is cowering under his tail...

Darkfool: Aww... Don't he look cute! ^_^
Dan: You might to move

The author suspends the giant mallet above his head ready to strike. Hehehehe... O_O

Grey: Shit...

Grey tackles Darkfool just as the mallet strikes where he was standing.

Darkfool: O_O;;;;
Grey: -_-;

What? THE CASTLE IS DEAD!!! PRAISE ME!!!

All: Yay! ^_^

Casting: Biggest. List. EVER!!!
Grey- as self
Darkfool- as self
Soshi- as self
Kyo- ... Aww, you get the picture...
Misuka-
Solla-
Jet-
Rabin-
Chovek- (Why is this the first time that Chovek actually appears in a chatfic style story?)
Rhea- (from S.D.!!!)
Buwaro and Thadius-
Sakido-
Itaru-
DEATH-
Zarla-
Koro-
Shi-
Nick-
Joebob Peoplesmith-
And other people I don't want to include in the list right now because my hand is cramping...

Dan: Hey! Mab: Aww... -_-
Amber: That's evil!

-_- ... You once had Mab and Merlitz go to a restaurant and had Mab think she was going to get the lobster as a pet when it really was...

Amber: OK OK OK!!! I GET THE PICTURE!!!
All: -_-;
Grey: o_o?

That's right Grey, you just be confuzled.

Darkfool: Confoozled?

Never mind...

Shi: Can we start yet? -_-

Fine... The story starts off with Grey and Kyo walkin' down the street with the groceries. (Kyo is not drunk for once! Prolly has something to do with Grey holding the bottle in his hand and giving Kyo a stern look)

Kyo: Just a sip!
Grey: No...
Kyo: Please???
Grey: No...
Kyo: Sigh... fine.

Grey got Kyo to stop drinking!!!

Grey: He'll hurt himself again.
Kyo: I will not! >_<
Grey: -_-;

As they walk down the street, someone that looks like a blue version of Solla walks into their building. You'll will kill me for this later... -_-;

Kyo: Why?
Grey: I think I know... -_-

Shush!

Grey: ...
Kyo: Mmmm...

Kyo has stolen the booze from Grey because Grey wasn't paying attention!

Grey: DMANIT! >_<
Kyo: Ahhh... much better! ^_^
Grey: Grrr... -_-¤
Kyo: Nooooooooooooo!!! O_O

Grey pours out the booze on the asphalt. DRINKING IS EVIL AND A WAIST OF MONEY! YOU SHOULD BE USING IT TO FEED GREY AND YOURSELF! Sides, you need a TV!

Kyo: ;_;
Grey: TV? o_o?
Kyo: I don't need a TV! I need booze damnit! >_<¤

A stupid EZ Armor pop-up asks me if I want to let some program access the Internet... The Grey mascot is sitting on it!

Grey: -_-...

What? I'm typing this up on a computer listening to 'Dare you to move'!!! You would like that song.

Grey: No I wouldn't.

You don't even know what it sounds like...

Kyo: Hehehe... -^_^-

Aww hell... the alcohol's kicked in...

Grey: ... can we go inside now...

Sure. Kyo and Grey walk, umm, stagger, up to Kyo's apartment.

Grey: o_o?
Kyo: o_o Waa?
AUTHOR: Hey!

Yes. I have inserted my own character into this story!!! He is sitting on the floor with Chovek playing SSBM!

Grey: I knew it...
Kyo: Wazat?

AUTHOR is what appears to be an anthro-dog with white wings, black jeans, a black T-shirt, and a cross necklace. And yes my, err, HIS fur is blue.

AUTHOR: I brought you a TV!
Grey: ...
Kyo: Hey, a TV! -^_^-
Grey: Why did you put yourself in this story?
AUTHOR: Because we need someone to link the different universes together!
Grey: o_o?
AUTHOR: umm... more about that later...
Kyo: Zzz...

Kyo fell asleep again... Lets let him sleep.

Grey: Fine. -_-
AUTHOR: Mmm... somethin... smells good... ^_^
Grey: ... Who are you...
Chovek: I'm Kyo's neighbor!
Grey: ... Uhh... Hi...

You don't seem so... angsty, like in other stories...

Grey: -_-¤ Chovek: Ahhhh! Noooo!
TV: THOOM! Sam-us! Sam-us! Sam-us!
AUTHOR: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE GOD OF SSMB!!! I AM THE GOD OF GAMES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Chovek: This is so unfair! o_o You're so F---ing good at this!
AUTHOR: I know... But you could beat most people I know! ^_^

Grey puts the groceries he was carrying this whole time in the kitchen and sits down next to Chovek.

Chovek: Who are you?
Grey: I'm Grey.
Chovek: That's a good name for you.
Grey: *sigh*
Chovek: So, you wana play?
Grey: -_- I cant...
Chovek: Why not? o_o
Grey: ...
AUTHOR: Grey can't see the TV...

Poor Grey can't watch TV, read, write, or even draw stuff... BECAUSE HE IS BLIND!!! Why does gray have to be blind? Reading stories and drawing are so much fun!

Chovek: He's blind? o_o
AUTHOR: Yeah... but he can see heat!!! THERMAL IMAGING IS SO KEWL!!! >_<
Grey: -_-...
AUTHOR: But he can still play!
Grey: o_o?

I take out a visor thingie that looks like a piece of 'Plexiglas' with an array of sharp little prongs on the strap connected to it.

Chovek: I don't like where this is going... o_o;;;;
Grey: o_o?

I put the eye shield on Grey and hold the prongs behind his head.

Grey: Uhh... -_-;
AUTHOR: o_- Now hold still if you value your motor skills... (Best. Line. EVER!)
Grey: [O_O]?!?!?

SKWERP!!! A sickening squelching sound comes from the back of Grey's head as the prongs make contact. A small spray of blood spatters Kyo, who is still asleep.

Kyo: Zzz... -.-
Chovek: OH MY F---ING GOD!!! YOU JUST IMPALED GREYS BRAIN!!! @_X
AUTHOR: It's OK! He doesn't feel pain! {Hey, that rhymed!} ^_^
Grey: WHAT DID YOU DO?!? [O_O]
AUTHOR: Let's see... *fiddle tweak fuss poke*

Explanation time! {Because you would kill me if I didn't!} ^_^;

The part of the brain that allows you to see is located in the back, that's where the prongs hit. Ya see... People have been doing experiments where they insert probes into the optical part of the brain and then, using a camera as an 'eye', restore vision to people that have lost it! And guess what? IT REALLY WORKS!!! OMG!!! IT REALLY DOES WORK!!! O_O

I stop fiddling with the visor and start cleaning up the blood that got on Kyo.

Kyo: Zzz... -,- (drool)
AUTHOR: Whadaya see?
Grey: Everything looks the same... [-_-]
AUTHOR: Really? Odd... I thought I got it dead on!

Chovek who has been sitting there slack jawed for the whole thing and finally speaks up.

Chovek: o_o; Is the power on?
AUTHOR: o_o
Grey: [-_-]...
AUTHOR: The power? OH! Grey! Focus a bit of energy on the back of your head!

A little bit of red light starts shining on the strap where the probes are. The visor comes to life in a low sort of glowing light.

Grey: [O_O] WHAT THE F--- IS THIS?????
AUTHOR: Yay!
Grey: [O_O]?
AUTHOR: Whadaya See?
Grey: [X_X]
AUTHOR: Aww F---...

Grey has fainted and the visor has turned off again. F---...

~13 Minutes later...~

Grey awakes to Chovek and I hanging over him. The visor turns on again.

AUTHOR: You ok? ^_^
Chovek: You looked like you got shot!
Grey: ... [o_o]

Grey just stares at us...

Grey: What's going on?
AUTHOR: Tell me what you see first.
Grey: ... [o_o]
AUTHOR: Well?
Grey: Fur... I think...
AUTHOR: IT WORKS! OMG IT WORKS! JYRRAS IS A GENIUS!!!
Chovek: Wait... He can see... The way we see?
AUTHOR: AND MORE!!!
Chovek: o_o...
Grey: [o_o]...
AUTHOR: Tap the left earpiece once.

Grey taps the piece and the visor turns purple.

Grey: [O_O]...!?!?
AUTHOR: Whadaya see?
Grey: Heat... and walls...
AUTHOR: Thermal Visor is working fine... It's like an improved version of how you used to see... Next!
Grey: Uhh... *tap* HOLY F---!!! [O_O]
AUTHOR: Hmm... it turned grayish...
Grey: {WTF is this?}
AUTHOR: That should be the X-Ray Visor
Grey: Chovek... [o_o;]
AUTHOR: Is a skeleton?
Grey: ... {WTF?} [o_o]
AUTHOR: You should only be able to see dense objects; everything else, like our bodies, should look like a thin film...
Grey: [o_o]
AUTHOR: Next! ^_^

Grey taps the earpiece again and the Visor turns an eerie light-red color.

AUTHOR: That should be the...
Kyo: ZZZZZZZKRSNTGZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
AUTHOR: Dear god that hurt... @_<
Chovek: Should we wake him up? >_o
AUTHOR: Yeah, we should.

I shake Kyo's shoulder and he slowly comes around, wiping the drool off his mouth. Eww... >_< One end of the couch is now covered in drool. Ugg...

Kyo: Unn...
AUTHOR: Welcome back!
Kyo: Who are you?
AUTHOR: My name's AUTHOR! ^_^
Kyo: Cool, I'm... uhh... what's Grey wearing on his head? AUTHOR: A Gift...
Grey: You look weird... [o_o]
AUTHOR: Oh! That's the Dark Visor, it shows living objects as red, it shows everything else in a haze of static.
Kyo: o_o?

Grey taps the earpiece again and it the visor goes black, total darkness. I like the dark, its quiet, cool, calming...
(Have you figured out what's going on? Hint: Samus donated a small portion of her time to Jy and Me studying her visor.)

Grey: [ _ ]???
AUTHOR: That should be the Echo Visor; you can see things that are producing the smallest sound and what other sounds are bouncing off of.
Grey: There are wires all over the place...
AUTHOR: Yup, Echoes. They're jus sound waves.

Grey taps the Visor again and it clears up. Grey gets a good look at us and starts blushing.

Grey: I am not...

Oh yes you are my little demon.

Grey: {Not this again} [-_-¤]

Hehehe... e_e After Kyo cleans out his guts with the toilet he walks back in and sees Grey feeling Chovek and I.

AUTHOR: My fur is the color blue, XXXXXXXX(removed to protect the guilty).
Grey: Blue.
AUTHOR: Good. Choveks fur is orange and his hair is silver, see how shiny it is?
Grey: Shiny...
Chovek: You have silver in your hair too! ^_^
Kyo: You teachin' Grey his colors?
AUTHOR: Yup!
Grey: Yellow...
AUTHOR: o_o How did you know Kyo's yellow?
Grey: ...
Kyo: You wana feel me?

Grey starts blushing again!

Grey: SHUT UP! [>_<¤]
Kyo: Hehehe... ^_^
Chovek: I wana know...
AUTHOR: What?
Chovek: Why did you give Grey that visor, and how do you know so much about him, and how do you know Kyo and I?
AUTHOR: Uhh... o_o {Damnit, no safe answer? gota switch topics} I like rocks!!! @_X
Buwaro: Me too! ^_^

Buwaro! You come in later! Go back to the game room!

Buwaro: Aww... -_-
Grey: ... [-_-;]
AUTHOR: Anyways... You wana play some games?
Grey: ... sure
AUTHOR: All right, Chovek, give me your hand.
Chovek: Uhh... ok...
AUTHOR: Grey, grab his hand.
Grey: [o_o?]
Kyo: I grab Grey's hand right... We gona play ring around the rosies? ^_^
AUTHOR: you wish...

I touch my hand to the TV. Everything goes dark. There's a violent wind ripping at us but we can't let go of each other's hands. It's like we've been glued together. Finally it stops and we hit something with a hard THUD.

Kyo: I think I'm gona be sick... urp... x_x
Chovek: Uhhnn... my head...
Grey: ... AUTHOR... [o_o?]

I am standing before them in blue armor with a cannon firmly attached to my arm. Grey has a gray long tail and has two horns coming from the top of his head. Chovek is wrapped in gauze and is wearing dark orange tights. Kyo is wearing overalls, a yellow shirt, hat, and gloves.

AUTHOR: Welcome to a world of hurt. ^_^

End Phase I